I can be bought!

Brian C. Roche broche@rochepia.com

Gerald C. Pia, Jr gpia@rochepia.com

Katherine M. Dugdale Kdugdale@perkinscoie.com, ivasquez@perkinscoie.com

John K. Roche jroche@perkinscoie.com

To the Micrsoft and Perkins Coie (http://www.perkinscoie.com/)    lawyers I met and name in my book:

I will offer you confidentiality.  Until May of this year you can pay me $34,000 and I will take down the web site and agree not to do any more work against your hideous legal practices. 

From May until October, when I start the book tour, the  price goes up to $67,000.   After that it will be $100,000.

I don’t think that will be enough for me to enter the One Percent, but I am not as greedy as you.